{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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