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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}

{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Is there a hole in your shoe?","punchline":"No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?","id":147}

{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}

{"type":"standard","title":"Snow Kiss","displaytitle":"Snow Kiss","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18713820","titles":{"canonical":"Snow_Kiss","normalized":"Snow Kiss","display":"Snow Kiss"},"pageid":44656091,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Snow_kiss_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Snow_kiss_cover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1162614168","tid":"72e86781-170a-11ee-afd7-a2f9f64dbc86","timestamp":"2023-06-30T05:53:34Z","description":"2014 single album by Teen Top","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Kiss","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Kiss?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Kiss?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Snow_Kiss"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Kiss","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Snow_Kiss","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Kiss?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Snow_Kiss"}},"extract":"Snow Kiss is the fourth single album by the South Korean boy group Teen Top. The album was released both digitally and physically on December 10, 2014. \"Snow Kiss\" was used as the lead single for the album.","extract_html":"

Snow Kiss is the fourth single album by the South Korean boy group Teen Top. The album was released both digitally and physically on December 10, 2014. \"Snow Kiss\" was used as the lead single for the album.

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{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}