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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}