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Joseph Withers Power was a Mississippi politician and the Secretary of State of Mississippi from 1901 to 1926.
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Greenbury Point Light was the name of two lighthouses in the Chesapeake Bay, both located at the mouth of the Severn River in Annapolis, Maryland.
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