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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

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