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\"Sour Times\" is a song by English trip hop group Portishead, from their debut album, Dummy (1994). It was written by all three members of the band and released as a single by Go! Beat Records in August 1994, accompanied by three bonus tracks: \"It's a Fire\", \"Pedestal\", and \"Theme from To Kill a Dead Man\". Its music video was directed by Alexander Hemming. NME and Spin ranked \"Sour Times\" number 32 and two in their lists of the 50 best songs of 1994 and 20 best singles of 1995. In 2011, Slant Magazine ranked it number 77 in their \"The 100 Best Singles of the 1990s\".
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The Saldurspitze or Salurnspitze is a mountain in the Saldurkamm group of the Ötztal Alps. It forms a double peak with the slightly higher Lagaunspitze to the southeast.
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